The Misfortune Or How The Rav Of Pumpian Tried To Solve A Social Problem

: JEHALEL

Pumpian is a little town in Lithuania, a Jewish town. It lies far away

from the highway, among villages reached by the Polish Road. The

inhabitants of Pumpian are poor people, who get a scanty living from the

peasants that come into the town to make purchases, or else the Jews go

out to them with great bundles on their shoulders and sell them every

sort of small ware, in return for a little corn, or potatoes, etc.

Stra
gers, passing through, are seldom seen there, and if by any chance

a strange person arrives, it is a great wonder and rarity. People peep

at him through all the little windows, elderly men venture out to bid

him welcome, while boys and youths hang about in the street and stare at

him. The women and girls blush and glance at him sideways, and he is the

one subject of conversation: "Who can that be? People don't just set off

and come like that--there must be something behind it." And in the

house-of-study, between Afternoon and Evening Prayer, they gather

closely round the elder men, who have been to greet the stranger, to

find out who and what the latter may be.



Fifty or sixty years ago, when what I am about to tell you happened,

communication between Pumpian and the rest of the world was very

restricted indeed: there were as yet no railways, there was no

telegraph, the postal service was slow and intermittent. People came

and went less often, a journey was a great undertaking, and there were

not many outsiders to be found even in the larger towns. Every town was

a town to itself, apart, and Pumpian constituted a little world of its

own, which had nothing to do with the world at large, and lived its own

life.



Neither were there so many newspapers then, anywhere, to muddle people's

heads every day of the week, stirring up questions, so that people

should have something to talk about, and the Jews had no papers of their

own at all, and only heard "news" and "what was going on in the world"

in the house-of-study or (lehavdil!) in the bath-house. And what sort of

news was it then? What sort could it be? World-stirring questions

hardly existed (certainly Pumpian was ignorant of them): politics,

economics, statistics, capital, social problems, all these words, now on

the lips of every boy and girl, were then all but unknown even in the

great world, let alone among us Jews, and let alone to Reb Nochumtzi,

the Pumpian Rav!



And yet Reb Nochumtzi had a certain amount of worldly wisdom of his own.



Reb Nochumtzi was a native of Pumpian, and had inherited his position

there from his father. He had been an only son, made much of by his

parents (hence the pet name Nochumtzi clinging to him even in his old

age), and never let out of their sight. When he had grown up, they

connected him by marriage with the tenant of an estate not far from the

town, but his father would not hear of his going there "auf Koest," as

the custom is. "I cannot be parted from my Nochumtzi even for a minute,"

explained the old Rav, "I cannot bear him out of my sight. Besides, we

study together." And, in point of fact, they did study together day and

night. It was evident that the Rav was determined his Nochumtzi should

become Rav in Pumpian after his death--and so he became.



He had been Rav some years in the little town, receiving the same five

Polish gulden a week salary as his father (on whom be peace!), and he

sat and studied and thought. He had nothing much to do in the way of

exercising authority: the town was very quiet, the people orderly, there

were no quarrels, and it was seldom that parties went "to law" with one

another before the Rav; still less often was there a ritual question to

settle: the folk were poor, there was no meat cooked in a Jewish house

from one Friday to another, when one must have a bit of meat in honor of

Sabbath. Fish was a rarity, and in summer time people often had a "milky

Sabbath," as well as a milky week. How should there be "questions"? So

he sat and studied and thought, and he was very fond indeed of thinking

about the world!



It is true that he sat all day in his room, that he had never in all his

life been so much as "four ells" outside the town, that it had never so

much as occurred to him to drive about a little in any direction, for,

after all, whither should he drive? And why drive anywhither? And yet he

knew the world, like any other learned man, a disciple of the wise.

Everything is in the Torah, and out of the Torah, out of the Gemoreh,

and out of all the other sacred books, Reb Nochumtzi had learned to

know the world also. He knew that "Reuben's ox gores Simeon's cow," that

"a spark from a smith's hammer can burn a wagon-load of hay," that "Reb

Eliezer ben Charsum had a thousand towns on land and a thousand ships on

the sea." Ha, that was a fortune! He must have been nearly as rich as

Rothschild (they knew about Rothschild even in Pumpian!). "Yes, he was a

rich Tano and no mistake!" he reflected, and was straightway sunk in the

consideration of the subject of rich and poor.



He knew from the holy books that to be rich is a pure misfortune. King

Solomon, who was certainly a great sage, prayed to God: Resh wo-Osher

al-titten li!--"Give me neither poverty nor riches!" He said that

"riches are stored to the hurt of their owner," and in the holy Gemoreh

there is a passage which says, "Poverty becomes a Jew as scarlet reins

become a white horse," and once a sage had been in Heaven for a short

time and had come back again, and he said that he had seen poor people

there occupying the principal seats in the Garden of Eden, and the rich

pushed right away, back into a corner by the door. And as for the books

of exhortation, there are things written that make you shudder in every

limb. The punishments meted out to the rich by God in that world, the

world of truth, are no joke. For what bit of merit they have, God

rewards them in this poor world, the world of vanity, while yonder, in

the world of truth, they arrive stript and naked, without so much as a

taste of Kingdom-come!



"Consequently, the question is," thought Reb Nochumtzi, "why should

they, the rich, want to keep this misfortune? Of what use is this

misfortune to them? Who so mad as to take such a piece of misfortune

into his house and keep it there? How can anyone take the world-to-come

in both hands and lose it for the sake of such vanities?"



He thought and thought, and thought it over again:



"What is a poor creature to do when God sends him the misfortune of

riches? He would certainly wish to get rid of them, only who would take

his misfortune to please him? Who would free another from a curse and

take it upon himself?



"But, after all ... ha?" the Evil Spirit muttered inside him.



"What a fool you are!" thought Reb Nochumtzi again. "If" (and he

described a half-circle downward in the air with his thumb), "if

troubles come to us, such as an illness (may the Merciful protect us!),

or some other misfortune of the kind, it is expressly stated in the

Sacred Writings that it is an expiation for sin, a torment sent into the

world, so that we may be purified by it, and made fit to go straight to

Paradise. And because it is God who afflicts men with these things, we

cannot give them away to anyone else, but have to bear with them. Now,

such a misfortune as being rich, which is also a visitation of God, must

certainly be borne with like the rest.



"And, besides," he reflected further, "the fool who would take the

misfortune to himself, doesn't exist! What healthy man in his senses

would get into a sick-bed?"



He began to feel very sorry for Reb Eliezer ben Charsum with his

thousand towns and his thousand ships. "To think that such a saint, such

a Tano, one of the authors of the holy Mishnah, should incur such a

severe punishment!



"But he stood the trial! Despite this great misfortune, he remained a

saint and a Tano to the end, and the holy Gemoreh says particularly that

he thereby put to shame all the rich people, who go straight to

Gehenna."



Thus Reb Nochumtzi, the Pumpian Rav, sat over the Talmud and reflected

continually on the problem of great riches. He knew the world through

the Holy Scriptures, and was persuaded that riches were a terrible

misfortune, which had to be borne, because no one would consent to

taking it from another, and bearing it for him.



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Again many years passed, and Reb Nochumtzi gradually came to see that

poverty also is a misfortune, and out of his own experience.



His Sabbath cloak began to look threadbare (the weekday one was already

patched on every side), he had six little children living, one or two of

the girls were grown up, and it was time to think of settling them, and

they hadn't a frock fit to put on. The five Polish gulden a week salary

was not enough to keep them in bread, and the wife, poor thing, wept the

whole day through: "Well, there, ich wie ich, it isn't for myself--but

the poor children are naked and barefoot."



At last they were even short of bread.



"Nochumtzi! Why don't you speak?" exclaimed his wife with tears in her

eyes. "Nochumtzi, can't you hear me? I tell you, we're starving! The

children are skin and bone, they haven't a shirt to their back, they can

hardly keep body and soul together. Think of a way out of it, invent

something to help us!"



And Reb Nochumtzi sat and considered.



He was considering the other misfortune--poverty.



"It is equally a misfortune to be really very poor."



And this also he found stated in the Holy Scriptures.



It was King Solomon, the famous sage, who prayed as well: Resh wo-Osher

al-titten li, that is, "Give me neither poverty nor riches." Aha!

poverty is no advantage, either, and what does the holy Gemoreh say but

"Poverty diverts a man from the way of God"? In fact, there is a second

misfortune in the world, and one he knows very well, one with which he

has a practical, working acquaintance, he and his wife and his children.



And Reb Nochum pursued his train of thought:



"So there are two contrary misfortunes in the world: this way it's bad,

and that way it's bitter! Is there really no remedy? Can no one suggest

any help?"



And Reb Nochumtzi began to pace the room up and down, lost in thought,

bending his whole mind to the subject. A whole flight of Bible texts

went through his head, a quantity of quotations from the Gemoreh,

hundreds of stories and anecdotes from the "Fountain of Jacob," the

Midrash, and other books, telling of rich and poor, fortunate and

unfortunate people, till his head went round with them all as he

thought. Suddenly he stood still in the middle of the room, and began

talking to himself:



"Aha! Perhaps I've discovered a plan after all! And a good plan, too,

upon my word it is! Once more: it is quite certain that there will

always be more poor than rich--lots more! Well, and it's quite certain

that every rich man would like to be rid of his misfortune, only that

there is no one willing to take it from him--no one, not any one, of

course not. Nobody would be so mad. But we have to find out a way by

which lots and lots of people should rid him of his misfortune little

by little. What do you say to that? Once more: that means that we must

take his unfortunate riches and divide them among a quantity of poor!

That will be a good thing for both parties: he will be easily rid of his

great misfortune, and they would be helped, too, and the petition of

King Solomon would be established, when he said, 'Give me neither

poverty nor riches.' It would come true of them all, there would be no

riches and no poverty. Ha? What do you think of it? Isn't it really and

truly an excellent idea?"



Reb Nochumtzi was quite astonished himself at the plan he had invented,

cold perspiration ran down his face, his eyes shone brighter, a happy

smile played on his lips. "That's the thing to do!" he explained aloud,

sat down by the table, blew his nose, wiped his face, and felt very

glad.



"There is only one difficulty about it," occurred to him, when he had

quieted down a little from his excitement, "one thing that doesn't fit

in. It says particularly in the Torah that there will always be poor

people among the Jews, 'the poor shall not cease out of the land.' There

must always be poor, and this would make an end of them altogether!

Besides, the precept concerning charity would, Heaven forbid, be

annulled, the precept which God, blessed is He, wrote in the Torah, and

which the holy Gemoreh and all the other holy books make so much of.

What is to become of the whole treatise on charity in the Shulchan

Aruch? How can we continue to fulfil it?"



But a good head is never at a loss! Reb Nochumtzi soon found a way out

of the difficulty.



"Never mind!" and he wrinkled his forehead, and pondered on. "There is

no fear! Who said that even the whole of the money in the possession of

a few unfortunate rich men will be enough to go round? That there will

be just enough to help all the Jewish poor? No fear, there will be

enough poor left for the exercise of charity. Ai wos? There is another

thing: to whom shall be given and to whom not? Ha, that's a detail, too.

Of course, one would begin with the learned and the poor scholars and

sages, who have to live on the Torah and on Divine Service. The people

can just be left to go on as it is. No fear, but it will be all right!"



At last the plan was ready. Reb Nochumtzi thought it over once more,

very carefully, found it complete from every point of view, and gave

himself up to a feeling of satisfaction and delight.



"Dvoireh!" he called to his wife, "Dvoireh, don't cry! Please God, it

will be all right, quite all right. I've thought out a plan.... A

little patience, and it will all come right!"



"Whatever? What sort of plan?"



"There, there, wait and see and hold your tongue! No woman's brain could

take it in. You leave it to me, it will be all right!"



And Reb Nochumtzi reflected further:



"Yes, the plan is a good one. Only, how is it to be carried out? With

whom am I to begin?"



And he thought of all the householders in Pumpian, but--there was not

one single unfortunate man among them! That is, not one of them had

money, a real lot of money; there was nobody with whom to discuss his

invention to any purpose.



"If so, I shall have to drive to one of the large towns!"



And one Sabbath the beadle gave out in the house-of-study that the Rav

begged them all to be present that evening at a convocation.



At the said convocation the Rav unfolded his whole plan to the people,

and placed before them the happiness that would result for the whole

world, if it were to be realized. But first of all he must journey to a

large town, in which there were a great many unfortunate rich people,

preferably Wilna, and he demanded of his flock that they should furnish

him with the necessary means for getting there.



The audience did not take long to reflect, they agreed to the Rav's

proposal, collected a few rubles (for who would not give their last

farthing for such an important object?), and on Sunday morning early

they hired him a peasant's cart and horse--and the Rav drove away to

Wilna.



The Rav passed the drive marshalling his arguments, settling on what he

should say, and how he should explain himself, and he was delighted to

see how, the more deeply he pondered his plan, the more he thought it

out, the more efficient and appropriate it appeared, and the clearer he

saw what happiness it would bestow on men all the world over.



The small cart arrived at Wilna.



"Whither are we to drive?" asked the peasant.



"Whither? To a Jew," answered the Rav. "For where is the Jew who will

not give me a night's lodging?"



"And I, with my cart and horse?"



The Rav sat perplexed, but a Jew passing by heard the conversation, and

explained to him that Wilna is not Pumpian, and that they would have to

drive to a post-house, or an inn.



"Be it so!" said the Rav, and the Jew gave him the address of a place to

which they should drive.



Wilna! It is certainly not the same thing as Pumpian. Now, for the first

time in his life, the Rav saw whole streets of tall houses, of two and

three stories, all as it were under one roof, and how fine they are,

thought he, with their decorated exteriors!



"Oi, there live the unfortunate people!" said Reb Nochumtzi to himself.

"I never saw anything like them before! How can they bear such a

misfortune? I shall come to them as an angel of deliverance!"



He had made up his mind to go to the principal Jewish citizen in Wilna,

only he must be a good scholar, so as to understand what Reb Nochumtzi

had to say to him.



They advised him to go to the president of the Congregation.



Every street along which he passed astonished him separately, the

houses, the pavements, the droshkis and carriages, and especially the

people, so beautifully got up with gold watch-chains and rings--he was

quite bewildered, so that he was afraid he might lose his senses, and

forget all his arguments and his reasonings.



At last he arrived at the president's house.



"He lives on the first floor." Another surprise! Reb Nochumtzi was

unused to stairs. There was no storied house in all Pumpian! But when

you must, you must! One way and another he managed to arrive at the

first-floor landing, where he opened the door, and said, all in one

breath:



"I am the Pumpian Rav, and have something to say to the president."



The president, a handsome old man, very busy just then with some

merchants who had come on business, stood up, greeted him politely, and

opening the door of the reception-room said to him:



"Please, Rabbi, come in here and wait a little. I shall soon have

finished, and then I will come to you here."



Expensive furniture, large mirrors, pictures, softly upholstered chairs,

tables, cupboards with shelves full of great silver candlesticks, cups,

knives and forks, a beautiful lamp, and many other small objects, all

of solid silver, wardrobes with carving in different designs; then,

painted walls, a great silver chandelier decorated with cut glass,

fascinating to behold! Reb Nochumtzi actually had tears in his eyes, "To

think of anyone's being so unfortunate--and to have to bear it!"



"What can I do for you, Pumpian Rav?" inquired the president.



And Reb Nochumtzi, overcome by amazement and enthusiasm, nearly shouted:



"You are so unfortunate!"



The president stared at him, shrugged his shoulders, and was silent.



Then Reb Nochumtzi laid his whole plan before him, the object of his

coming.



"I will be frank with you," he said in concluding his long speech, "I

had no idea of the extent of the misfortune! To the rescue, men, save

yourselves! Take it to heart, think of what it means to have houses like

these, and all these riches--it is a most terrible misfortune! Now I see

what a reform of the whole world my plan amounts to, what deliverance it

will bring to all men!"



The president looked him straight in the face: he saw the man was not

mad, but that he had the limited horizon of one born and bred in a small

provincial town and in the atmosphere of the house-of-study.



He also saw that it would be impossible to convince him by proofs that

his idea was a mistaken one; for a little while he pitied him in

silence, then he hit upon an expedient, and said:



"You are quite right, Rabbi! Your plan is really a very good one. But I

am only one of many, Wilna is full of such unfortunate people. Everyone

of them must be talked to, and have the thing explained to him. Then,

the other party must be spoken to as well, I mean the poor people, so

that they shall be willing to take their share of the misfortune. That's

not such an easy matter as giving a thing away and getting rid of it."



"Of course, of course...." agreed Reb Nochumtzi.



"Look here, Rav of Pumpian, I will undertake the more difficult

part--let us work together! You shall persuade the rich to give away

their misfortune, and I will persuade the poor to take it! Your share of

the work will be the easier, because, after all, everybody wants to be

rid of his misfortune. Do your part, and as soon as you have finished

with the rich, I will arrange for you to be met half-way by the

poor...."



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History does not tell how far the Rav of Pumpian succeeded in Wilna.

Only this much is certain, the president never saw him again.



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